...is a very dangerous day.
I think back on my younger years and reminesce on the little nuggets of wisdom given to the tv-watching populace by no other than Rocko's Modern Life.
Today really is dangerous. The dust bunnies are out in force. I can't avoid it (no matter how hard I've tried), and I wield Emergency Yellow Marigold gloves and Thick Bleach and CIF. I have power sprays, eco laundry detergent, a brand new can of furniture polish. I am exorcising the demons. Today, this house will be clear.
Happy Saturday, everybody!